Healthy Woman Roof

Yes. I'll admit it. I'm worried. I ain't goin to lie, Craig.
It's sitting there, mocking me, I'm sure. That damned symbol. It's supposed to be my name in Chinese. But, after reading this, I'm not so sure.
Marquis Daniels thought he was getting his initials. He got "Healthy Woman Roof" instead. Now I'm not so dumb that I thought chinese characters could be used as initials, but I did put my faith in my aunt Devra. She brought me back a sketch from China that was reportedly my name. Now this woman has travelled the world and spent years in Asia, so I figured I'd be fine.
Until I heard how Britney Spears' tat, which was supposed to be "mysterious," was literally as "strange."

I've sent my pic to this guy, who is making a pretty good living telling stupid college kids and NBA stars that they've inked themselves with phrases like "motherly beast blessing."