There is a God.

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It was loud in the pub, but I was louder. As I watched the highlights of the biggest win by any team — ever, on the big screen, I yelled like that time I zipped up my pants too fast. (Except it was less shrill and not quite as painful).
This was the biggest game of the year outside of March Madness, and I have a hate for Duke that rivals even that of the New England (spit - ptoo) Patriots. To watch this happen, well, to get an idea of how I feel, you can read the greatest piece of literature in human history. Say, isn't my birthday coming up? Hmmmmm.